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July 6-  This site will be shutting down soon.  But not to worry, a new site will be taking its place.  It will be simpler, but that way I won't have to update it every second.  It was nice having you as a viewer.  Goodbye.
 

A couple of wise fellows.
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Admirable!

"Philosophers have previously only interpreted the world, but the real task is to change it."
Karl Marx

My website is already getting great reviews.  Just check out what the critics have to say!
 
"Wake up America!  Junior's site is a wake up call to the millions of sleeping Americans complaining about their civil liberties."  Romy Retcher *New York Times*
 
"If I were to be stranded on an island, and I could only have one item, it would be my laptop computer so I could see Junior's site everyday.  I give it two enthusiastic thumbs up!"  Roger Ebert *Chicago Sun Times*
 
"This site is a direct slap in the face to all the conservative liberals and the democratic republicans.  I love it.  Junior has the brains of Albert Einstein and the wit of Jerry Lee Lewis.  I would really recommend him for the next presidential election."  Betty Benson *Rolling Stone Magazine*
 
"Junior's website is the answer to all of the world's problems.  The only problem is how to get people to listen to an 20 year old with enough intelligence to outsmart a computer.  Junior has my vote also for the next presidential election!"  Drun Kee *Los Angeles Times*
 
"Compared to Junior's site, other popular sites like Ebay, Amazon.com, and Yahoo look like jokes.  5 stars out of 5 for this site!"  Kammi McRammy *Newsweek Magazine*
 
"Junior should be Time Magazine's "Person of the Century" for the 21st century, forget Osama Bin Laden!"  Meebuh Smeliepoo

By the way, even though I'm dedicated to finding out the truth, I'm not a "The Matrix" junkie, so don't junkify my matrix.

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I just have one thing to say to you.  Just one thing.  Are you listening?  "Plastics"

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If my site offends you in any way, please email me with your complaints, and I will email you as soon as possible with insults aimed directly at you (and if you let me, I will kick you in the nuts, unless you're a girl, in which case I will become your personal stalker).